Gaze thine eyes upon this pitiful spawn of unnatural means, gag as it undulates with every throbbing, oozing reply! Truly this is the worst thing you have ever had the misfortune of seeing. Every moment in your life, from birth to the last click of your mouse, has led you to this ill-fated encounter. You could not avoid it. You could not flee. No actions could have saved you from misery, for this topic loomed in your future since before you breathed your first breath!
Wail, lament, cry. Your time has come.